She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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