Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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