Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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