Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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