Where did you get a picture of my penis
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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