i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I love having hate sex.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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