She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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