we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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