I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I am spending my child support on dildos
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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