fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Randomize