wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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