Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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