when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
