bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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