Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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