Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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