Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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