pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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