i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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