And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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