i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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