Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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