Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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