Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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