People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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