Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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