I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
what the fuck is wrong with you
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