im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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