i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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