The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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