I cockslap morals
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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