Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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