drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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