Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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