Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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