i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Randomize