ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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