windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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