Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
