i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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