Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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