she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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