Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I want her autograph on my taint
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
