Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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