this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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