After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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