as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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