everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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