We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
FUCK WHALES
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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