oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
