I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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