I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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