Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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