is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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