if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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