what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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