In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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